Which type of dog eater is yours?

My dog takes one piece of kibble, walks to the living room, drops it on the floor, eats it slowly, then comes back for the next piece. Every single time. Like he's having a 5 course meal.

I've never seen anything more dramatic in my life.

So tell me is your dog a fast eater, a slow dramatic eater, a beggar, or just straight up picky?