Does anyone remember?

—my demonic puppy that wants to eat me.

He's getting better every day. I no longer need an exorcism.

What did I do?

• I started taking 30- to 60-minute walks. Once or twice a day.
• I also started to ignore him when he bites. At first, I would leave the room, close the bathroom door, and wait there for a minute. He cried at the door. Then he learned that he shouldn't bite me, or I would leave.
• I didn't want him in my bed, so I gently put him down every time. Sometimes I had to put him down 20 times since he's stubborn. But now, magically, he has learned that he is not welcome there. Now, he only jumps up when I call him.

Yes, he bites sometimes, but I'm happy with his progress.

Thank you all for tips and tricks, you guys are the best!