Just got stabbed by my puppy, how’s your day going?

Korra loves to try and eat anything. Gravel, pen lids, apples, more gravel, plastic wrappers. It really makes you notice how much rubbish just gets tossed about the place.

Anyway, she's fast, and she grabbed some kind of broken plastic cylinder. Shes getting better at the drop it command, but I could see she was committed to swallowing this jagged tube, so I dove in to pry her mouth open. She whips her head about to avoid me, slamming the edge of the tube into my palm, and creating a nice curved gash across it.

I got it out of her mouth and tossed it quickly, not really getting to identify it (and annoyingly not pocketing it to bin like I try to do often).

Anyway, just wanted to give some warning to others. They will try to find loopholes around the "no biting" rule. I never expressly said she couldn't shank me, so I guess that's on me.

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