I brought my mini dachshund to get neutered on 11/15 and I was an absolute WRECK because I was worried about him being in pain and/or a possible infection due to him licking his wound. I tried the donut but he was able to lick around it and he would intentionally slam his head into walls and his kennel with the cone on so I eventually opted for a recovery suit and that worked perfectly. Anyway, funny story time; a week or so after his surgery, I took the suit off of him for a bit to give him a break from it. I went to use the restroom and when I had come out, I noticed him attempting to mount and hump one of my other dogs. I shooed him off and when he unmounted, I noticed he had an erection, but this one was like nothing I’ve ever seen before so I IMMEDIATELY started panicking and FaceTiming my partner. It was HUGE and it has two MASSIVE balls on either side of his erection so I thought his intestines were spilling out of his incision site…(silly looking back now, I know🤣) Anyway, I immediately called the vet after hanging up with my partner and got schooled on what “bulbus glandis” are. I could barely speak when I called the vet because of how bad I was panicking and crying but they eventually were able to make out what I was saying and calmly educated me. I’m sure once I hung up they got a good laugh out of it…and so did I once I was able to calm down. To think I almost rushed my pup to the emergency vet…FOR AN ERECTION🤦♀️🤣
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