Have you made up a back story for your dog?

I know we must be mad but over the years we have evolved silly back stories for our dogs. Have you done this?

Max, our 6 year old basset hound is partially sighted. Hes a failed business entrepreneur. He started running Maxis Taxis but it failed because no one wants a blind taxi driver and he kept getting lost. He also runs Maxs Slacks. Loose fitting saggy trousers for dogs, but business is poor. Recently hes has started a singing group Max Avocado and the Guacamole 3. Think Carmen Miranda. His last album was a huge success and hes just releasing his new album Max Avocado sings Bing at Christmas. Its going to me massive. His sidekicks are Reg, a terrier, Mabel a lurcher, and Marley a bad tempered basset. Reg also has failed businesses. Hed rather sleep tbh. He runs Regs Sledges in winter and Regs Hedges in summer. He did have Regs Vegs but Max kept eating the stock. Mabel is a princess gangster. She is a princess but also the biggest gangster in the neighbourhood. Marley is old and grumpy. He used to have a wig business but has retired. Max makes him do backing vocals for the group but hes not happy about it.

So there you have it. The mad back story of our dogs. Im sure Ive got enough here for a series if childrens stories. So go on tell me if you have made up a life story for your dog? I cant be the only one!